Workplace Violence is Good

Workplace Violence is Good

When I see wasps I’m a trained assassin So I’m sitting at work on Thursday, just hacking away on my keyboard and out of the corner of my eye I see something moving. I look up, turn my head and see a wasp walking across the top of one of the walls of my cube. If...
DGTFB: Cut My Sandwich Correctly

DGTFB: Cut My Sandwich Correctly

Cut My  #$@&%*! Morning Sandwich Correctly! So I come into work this morning and I’m starving. I decide to hit the cafeteria for what, up until today, had been a very average, but serviceable sandwich. I’m talking a standard turkey and swiss cheese on...
The 30 Hour Work Day

The 30 Hour Work Day

Productivity is high at Fjelstad Industries, Inc. Yes, you read that correctly… the 30 hour work day. I know what you’re saying: “… but there are only 24 hours in a day?” You’re right about that Nancy, but maybe it’s time to...
Motoped Survival Edition

Motoped Survival Edition

The morning commute can be difficult, but… I’ll be the first one to admit that riding the bike path is not without its challenges. You have people walking, walking dogs, stopping on the path, runners, slower moving cyclists… bottom line: there are...
Madison’s Finest vs Madison’s Dumbest (Updated)

Madison’s Finest vs Madison’s Dumbest (Updated)

I had the pleasure of driving behind two of Madison’s Finest today for a while this morning. And by “Madison’s Finest” I mean snow plow drivers. First, let me start off by saying that I thought they were doing an awesome job of clearing the...
Bordering On Scary!

Bordering On Scary!

Self-Aiming Rifle can hit moving target at 1200 yards This is crazy. Definitely a cool thing, but they’re showing it for deer hunting. Is it really “hunting” if you’re using a computer guided weapon to kill and animal? Interesting info from the...