The Evil Fennel

Summary – I hate fennel. Because of that, I see it everywhere on every menu.

First, anything that is considered an insect repellant, should probably not be eaten!

I really hate fennel, which is probably why I notice it on every menu in Madison. Dishes, that would otherwise be very tasty, are ruined completely by fennel.

A quick walk around my neighborhood produces a ridiculous amount of options for dining on fennel. For example, you’ll find it on the menu at The Green Owl (gag me with my soup spoon!), The Weary Traveler, A Pig in a Fur Coat, and even at my favorite place: Mickey’s Tavern.

It is just as bad within walking distance of my office. It seems I am surrounded. You’ll find it twice on the Graze menu. Other places include: The Blue Marlin, The Merchant, Frommagination and even in the cocktails at the Underground Food Kitchen.

However, this description from the Capital Chophouse may take the cake: “Orange fennel puree, champagne foam”. Am I completely out in left field here? Does that sound good to anyone?

In case you look at this restaurant list and think I’m only picking on higher-end restaurants… take a look at this recipe from The Taste of Home Magazine. In case you aren’t familiar with TOH magazine, think reader’s digest meets avon meets a free church cookbook. Fennel Tarts!

So, Madison, enough already… put down the fennel and back away slowly.